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All I can think of when I look at the last one is

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

  • ghost hunters:

    can you communicate with us

  • *door creeks*

  • ghost hunters:

    oh so your name is william

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

la-hire-ships-it:

coolscar:

when i was in 3rd grade i was really popular and these girls decided to make a fan club for me so every day theyd follow me around at recess with these little notepads writing down everything i said so they could discuss it later

and now you’re on tumblr